Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

Bonkered of the yoinky

Severely affected by alcohol or other substances

Are you all bonkered of the yoinky or something? GET TO IT!

by TheDigster February 21, 2025

Bonkers-Boys

A self-proclaimed terminology or phrase used for a group of crazy schoolboys. While sometimes derogatory, Bonkers-Boys also refers to a bond or pact in a friend group that will never break.

Oh geez, the Bonkers-Boys are setting off their car alarms during class again!

by The Burgundy Balloon March 18, 2025

Bonkers

When the bonkers are bonkers so the bonk bonks

The bonks were crazy last night and it was bonkers

by biggiecheeseundergroundrapper June 12, 2023

Bonkers

A term used when someone or something is ridicules or crazy or out of pocket

Mannnn this nigga bonkers

by Jamieona H. July 11, 2024

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

Birthday bonkers

An Australian tradition where a person, on their birthday, is given a punch for each year they are celebrating by everyone present.

Gramps is turning ninety seven, I can't wait to give him his Birthday Bonkers.

by Phatzo1000 April 30, 2024