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blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.
I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.
by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017
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Blomp

A fist bump, performed in a half crouching position, where your arm passes between your legs
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Blomp

A Puerto Rican misspelling and mispronunciation of the word Blunt.
“Acho papi, pasame el blomp.”
Hey bro, pass the blunt.”

“Pol que a mi no me impolta y me voy a fumal este blomp, cabron!”
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blommendahl

the most gay and stupid teacher for 8th grade social studies you can ever have
blommendahl is the worst teacher
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blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably
“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”
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Blomejay

Blomejay is typically another word for okay. It is a very sophisticated, elegant and effective word to use, even around your fellow posh friends.

This word shows that you are very well put together, very smart with your words and overall a trustworthy person. If you use this word with your grandparents, they'll know exactlywhere you're coming from.

In the 40s blomejay was a word of elegance. It was mostly used upon the rich rather than the poor as the rich had claimed this word as theirs and for any person in poverty to use it would be frowned upon.

Use this word wisely, don't introduce this word to persons under the age of 12 as they could use this word so much they turn into smelly elderly posh people from the early nighties as their small bodies can simply not handle the maturity.
Blomejay, i will do the dishes for you.

Blomejay i will elegantly suck your beautiful pen- cil my lush.

whatever, you're not even part of our group you dry ham handwich, Blomejay?
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blomph

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.
by Edgemonk November 19, 2020
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