Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

mind-blender

This is a personal device that I own, but was not born with. It is the brain in which I am able to consistently assimilate other people's experiences, stories, and successes, while at the same time excluding my ego, pride, and ignorance/narrow mindedness.

Once the switch is flipped, a miracle occurs. The result then is that all things come together as a creamy mixture of new concepts and processes that can be used in new opportunities.

"A mind-blender does not solve problems, it creates opportunities."

by Sportay October 12, 2016

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Baby Blender

A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.

Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.

by BigIman January 3, 2010

The Blender

The blender is a message board on the Internet where people post various kinds of pictures, fanfics and comics. Either stupid threads are made or genius threads are created.

Also Isalidi Crest, a certain member in The Blender is made of fail, ebola, AIDs and diarrhea

The Blender, serious business.

by Setoshi November 10, 2008

gender blender

Someone who blends both masculine and feminine together in the way they physically present.

Put your gender in the blender!

Boy George and Annie Lennox are gender blenders, we are legion.

by Tyke Tyler July 25, 2008

frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010