beeeeaaaans

what da fuck

guy: SHE MADE FUGGIN
me:beeeeaaaans
guy 2: what da fuck

by beeeeaaaans July 21, 2021

suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

bleed

to do illegal actives in which you profit money off of. mainly selling drugs.

tate - man did you check out that new drop top benz?
jon - yeah. i got bleed the block before i get me on like that.

by x August 24, 2004

bleedin'

word used to emphasize others

"They were this bleedin' big"
"The film was bleedin' deadly"
"Ya bleedin' eejit"

by Cully April 1, 2003

Bleeding the lizzard

Taking a piss.

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

bleeding the brakes

While during intercourse, a man will thrust in a fast motion pushing air into the vagina. Then when the man pulls out the woman queefs.

Bleeding the brakes past tense :Man last night I was railing Barb and I bled the brakes on that bitch.

by Rosco- December 4, 2017

bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019