blending

adj. to change ones personality in able to further ones career, to brown nose, to suck up to management, to not use the word mofo in work emails. see also Blender

Brent kept his job in the restructure by blending better than Riz, Balk and Ange.

by Pastey January 29, 2003

bleeding

In the act of the verb bleed.

I was sliced in half and now I am bleeding.

by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

Breading

Not paying attention when you're doing something. Brain dead in verb form.

Oh shit my bad I was just breading (breadin') for a sec, I didn't realize what you were saying

by Martialdemon December 2, 2010

My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

by Carliann October 12, 2007

Breading

The act of visiting a toilet armed with bread immediately after the toilet has been used. Proceeding to clean the toilet with the bread and then eating it.

The guys from audit always go into the toilet after I've laid one out, they mop up the remnants and eat the bread, the dirty breaders. It was a breading fest.

by Breader December 27, 2007

Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.

Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.

by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012

Blending

A variation of fisting that involves inserting your entire forearm and then spinning it around fast as if you were a blender.

Justin and Stanley decided that this evening they would take turns in blending Sara.

by theblender666 May 7, 2013