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bitching

When a person doesn't want help with a problem, but must tell you about it at length, since usually the litany comes from the female of the species, it's called bitching.

Unfortunately, the male of the species doesn't seem to understand this, so he will use other terms for it like nagging, complaining, octal rectalitis, fault-finding, caviling, when it is simply bitching.
She's been bitching all week about the kids, her mother, me, and the PTA!
by Don Howard January 14, 2008
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blacking out

When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.
"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."
by Osark January 16, 2008
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Call Bitching

is similar to call waiting, except the call coming in on your other line is your girlfriend ready to bitch you out
Gabe (talking to dylan): Today was pretty lame for me, how'd your day go....wait a sec i've got another call coming in...

Dylan: ...Alright

(Little does Gabe know that slowly overtime this act of defiance will really end up shaping his gallent superiority, simply by ignoring his call waiting or Call Bitching)

Gabe: Oh nevermind, I don't need to answer it. As you were saying...
by E-bag December 8, 2009
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Facebook Bitching Tourettes

Where a person randomly exclaims (normally in capitals) something bitchy about a person or a group of people on their social network status and then wont tell commenters anymore because that would give away the people that they were bitching about and why the were bitching about them in the first place.

Eventually ending up in the person sending a private message to the commenter.
Person: FUGLY SLUTS
Commenter: Huh?
Person: i cant explain
Commenter:wtf?
Person: Check you inbox

* Facebook Bitching Tourettes *. FBT FOR SHORT
by jackjack1234 October 12, 2010
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bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017
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winter beaching

an activity relating to the fine art of relaxing, being the acts of lazing on a rug whilst listening to mix cds and drinking coffee, not necessarily in winter but preferably taking place at a secluded beach
by linda April 14, 2005
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bitching

"Man, this we're having a bitching time"
by geo November 18, 2002
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