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Blaise face

Combining the actions of - whether intentionally or not - opening the eyes as wide as one can, whilst displaying a large, open smile, showing as many teeth as possible. It is meant to be embarrassing - whether for the person caught with the Blaise face, or the person the Blaise face is directed to.

Often used as an expletive when displaying
the expression.
Wow, I totally had a Blaise face in this picture.

Blaise face!
by dshot123 February 12, 2009
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Blaise

Blaise is one of the most interesting people in the world. If you meet a Blaise, you're in for a surprise. Don't assume that Blaise cannot do something or has not done something, because you never know.
Someone: "Does anyone here have sulfuric acid"
Blaise: "Yes, I have some in my car"
by MrFixMX5 February 11, 2018
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Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.
" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".
by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021
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blap blap

The noise of a gun made by someone in recognition of aggressiveness you raise your hand and point it like a gun into the air shouting "BLAP BLAP" while in a club when a track that you like comes on.
To the sound of any track you feel throw ya hand up point it like a gun and shout "BLAP BLAP"
by Mike Magic February 15, 2005
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Flappy Baps

Large, saggy tits. Breasts that flap in the wind.
I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
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blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
by Dan February 12, 2005
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blas

verb
1. the ultimate in change, resulting in only great things.

v. blased, blas'em
by elle_pinky January 16, 2008
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