To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.
A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'
Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.
Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.
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BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
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"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
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