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Benedict

can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
I like to fuck chickens for fun because they give me eggs benedict
by Charlie bellend1987 May 27, 2019
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. Benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as Ben, Benny, Benny-boo, or Bene-dick), is most commonly known for playing the role of Sherlock Holmes in the BBC television show, Sherlock. He has also starred in Star Trek into Darkness, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, and Hawking. He has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, The Cumbercollective, The Cumbercookies, or more commonly, The Cumberbitches. Be careful when meeting Benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.
Person: So I was watching that show on BBC one last night, you know, Sherlock?
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*
by Articulate Cumberbitch February 18, 2014
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is known for his alien beauty and gorgeous cheekbones. He is a marvelous, beautiful actor, mostly known for his role as 'Sherlock Holmes' in BBC's Sherlock.

Benedict Cumberbatch also stars in movies such as The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, August:Osage County, The Imitation Game, The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug and Third Star. Just to name a few.

His astounding, breath taking, spectacular, stunning face, body and personality has raised the expectation of men in teenage fangirls worldwide.

His fanbase is known as Cumberbitches.
Person 1:
Have you seen Sherlock?
Person 2:
The one with Benedict Cumberbatch?
Person 1:
Yeah, that one.
Person 2:
I love it!
by ShannonHerondale February 14, 2014
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Benedicte

Usually the name of a slightly wide women who seems to lure the opposite sex with her chocolate making skills. This name mainly comes from france, spain, italy and switzerland; majoritarily swiss. A woman with this name is usually very sexy but her width makes it feel like your in a threesome in the sack.
Random dude: Yo Benedicte your kind of fat!
Benedicte: dont worry baby ill make you some chocolate.
by chrissy432 February 10, 2010
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Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.
Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa
by DocEllis May 30, 2011
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Pope Benedict XVI

All I could say about him, He is a good man that cares about world peace, love and charity. A man of God. Pope Benedict XVI. Anything he says is right,if he wants to bash gay marriage he can. Abortion sucks! Sex education only encourages immature teens to have sex for their lustful habbits. Long live the Pope.
Pope Benedict XVI is a man of good intentions that writes more books than Richard Dawkins.
by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009
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benedict

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny
Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did
by 7122e September 29, 2017
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