Beaner

Something this Cracker keeps calling me.

Ex) person 1 :"Why is Andrew such a beaner?"
person 2 : "Fuck if i know, looks Mexican"

by thishandlealreadytaken July 10, 2019

wife beater

1. Men's close fitting, ribbed, sleeveless white cotton undershirt most commonly used before T-shirts came into vogue as undergarments. It is named wife beater after Marlon Brando's character, Stanley Kowalski, who wore one during much of the movie version of Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire." Stanley proved to be a sloppy, drunken, ill-tempered brute who beat his wife.
2. Slang name in Britain for a Belgian lager, Stella Artois, mostly because of the name, Stella, after Stella Kowalski, the victim of a beating from her husband, Stanley, in the aforementioned Tennessee Williams' play, "A Streetcar Named Desire," but also because of the high alcohol content which could possibly lead one to wife beating were he so pre-disposed.

"That fellow wearing the wife beater has knocked back 3 wife beaters in less than half an hour!"

by alfamax September 5, 2011

dick beaters

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

by SeptiK September 7, 2003

Beaner run

To break out in a run at any given time/randomly.

Kirsten hates when I beaner run from her.

by J. tangg July 27, 2008

jack bauer power hour

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

by maria luisa May 11, 2006

Jack Bauer

1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.

1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."

by skeezpimp March 1, 2005

justin beaner

a cute hispanic boy who can sing and dance (named after justin bieber)

Jose was cast in a couple commercials for his singing ability, so his friends started calling him "justin beaner."

by sick66 December 3, 2010