1 definition by skeezpimp
1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.
1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."
by skeezpimp March 2, 2005