Definitions by skeezpimp

Jack Bauer 

1) noun. Leader of the Counter-Terrorist Unit's Field Operations. Guaranteed to have at least one atrocious day a year.

2) verb. the act of performing an act of heroic immensity.

1) I'm Jack Bauer. I'll kill you from 200 yards away with a sniper rifle, eat lunch and enjoy myself while doing so.

2) "Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass."

Jack Bauer by skeezpimp March 1, 2005