7 definitions by sick66

bezopen

{bazo.pa(n)} adj\ sloshed, plastered, wasted, extremely drunk

from Dutch

Taylor was so bezopen New Year's Eve he started humping the coffee table.

by sick66 January 7, 2011

regular

recurrent sex partner

Dick didn't want sex often, but wanted a regular he could count on a couple times a month.

Liv didn't like to sleep around, but didn't really want a boyfriend, so she spent her dating lag time looking for her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

justin beaner

a cute hispanic boy who can sing and dance (named after justin bieber)

Jose was cast in a couple commercials for his singing ability, so his friends started calling him "justin beaner."

by sick66 December 3, 2010

the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

by sick66 January 6, 2011

shopping window

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

It only took mindy a shopping window of two weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

manorexic

a man or boy that is so skinny he looks anorexic

Sebastian's but really didn't consist of two cheeks, but was more like two elbows, so Raven called him manorexic.

by sick66 December 3, 2010