Emer Beamer

The best cocktail ever....Jim Beam, Apple Sourz, Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and a slice of lemon

to be used anywhere, except driving.... "Lets have an Emer Beamer"

by Emer Beamer February 5, 2010

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

The Anti-Beaver

Curtis

Person A "Guys Curtis doesn't get any"
Person B "Thats because he is The Anti-Beaver"

by Skype Meth Head November 3, 2012

Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

by suede1976 December 31, 2006

beaver bong

A water pipe that can be inserted in the female vagina as marijuana is being smoked through the device itself. While at the same time the smoking apparatus is being used as a dildo for female pleasure.

omfg I can't believe they just made a beaver bong out of that chick!

by vinceyB October 30, 2005