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Beadlehand

Beadlehand n. A small mutant hand.

Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."

Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"

Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
See above
Beadlehand by Jim Baxter March 31, 2004
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A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.

The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.

The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
Scott: Neil - that dude is giving you the Beadle Claw in the photo!
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