Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

Batwinging

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.

Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"

by Emoi89 July 12, 2011

bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

by YINever July 26, 2005

bi bashing

The disrespect and riddicule one gets for being bi, from both the stright and gay people.

Bi guy: I like gurlz and guys

Stright guy: ur still gay friut cake

Gay guy: u know u don't like gurlz cum slut

Bi guy: stop bi bashing just cause I like to get it in with all races and sexes y'all just haters

by h-digit3000 May 8, 2009

bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

by erotica69 September 17, 2005

batwing shot

A body shot that is done out of the scrotum.

Holy shit! Did that drunk bitch just do a batwing shot!?!

by Jesticlez February 24, 2010

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010