A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
Get the Butt crack barnaclemug. Labia, the ladies' clam.
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
Get the beef barnaclemug. John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
Eric: " Really man?"
John: "Yea!"
Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"
Petunia & Patootie
by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010
Get the Shid Nickel Barnaclesmug. by Fearman September 26, 2007
Get the billions of blistering blue barnaclesmug. by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019
Get the Barnaclesmug. When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
Get the Quest for Barnaclesmug. calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
Get the barnacle headmug.