Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

Shid Nickel Barnacles

word used to when your shocked, suprise , and etc

meaning like "ohh shit"

John: "Dude did you know theres a test today?"

Eric: " Really man?"

John: "Yea!"

Eric: "shid nickel barnacles!"

Petunia & Patootie

by Moneyyy23 September 1, 2010

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

by Fearman September 26, 2007

Barnacle

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.

LIL BARNACLE IS THE ONLY GOD

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by spotlight ah moonlight ah March 6, 2024

going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019