Double Bagel

When one were to get fucked in both conveniently placed holes, often by a father figure

I always get double bagelled by my dad I do - Molly

by Carltonsesh April 29, 2021

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

Bagel Boy

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.

A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!

by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018

Slut Bagel

When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016

Milking the Badger

A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.

Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!

by MeHigh July 12, 2007

bagel nazi

A stupid bitch who trys to regulate the eating/ usage of bagels except on tuesdays mornings.

KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!

REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.

KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.

REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?

by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 28, 2009

dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005