Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.

Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.

by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word

by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017

asserbating

The act of purposefully making a situation worse or less desirable for others while deriving personal satisfaction.

Paul is asserbating his relationship with Jessica when he accidentally texted her nude photos of himself with her Mom.

by monothesaurus February 14, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Assturbation

The penetration of the asshole

“I like assturbation, da Wayne likes to see me penetrate my booty whole”

by Flecha January 23, 2019

ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.

I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023