assclown

Someone who uses this website to push their political views.

US inhabitant is a real assclown!

by Scoomdot November 8, 2005

bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

by FCW December 16, 2008

assklown

a dickhole from outer space

"Richie is such an assklown."
"Why is that guy being a fucking assklown?"or "That Duran is a fucking assklown!"
Richie Duran

by xbloodknucklesx May 10, 2008

Asslock

The act in which one person is suspended in the air with their limbs inserted into 4 other people's ass's forming the asslock.

Hey man man do you want go asslock Peter tonight?

Sure, lets round up the family and lube up.

by Agnes Mcormick December 29, 2008

Assplosion

Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.

Usage of Def1 in a sentence:

I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

Usage of Def2 in a sentence:

My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.

by Will1492 June 29, 2009

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 1, 2006