auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.

the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.

by blue falcon 666 February 11, 2009

ashy dick

A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)

Man... It's been awhile. I'm getting an ashy dick

by Ranch Cucamonga boy November 4, 2015

ashy

1). Having a whitish or chalky-like appearance.
2). Anything having a dusty like film on it.

1). G, my elbows are ashy than a mug!!

2). G, how long have your books been sittin' on that shelf, they lookin' kinda ashy.

3). The glue that dried on the black construction paper had an ashy appearnce.

by Angelia Jhonnelle February 26, 2007

auto erotic asphyxiation

Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.

They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!

by Tachikoma July 16, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.

Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.

by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011

asphyxocute

to be deprived of air while also being shocked with large amounts of electricity

He was drowning in his bathtub and then a toaster fell in, thus the ME declared that the man was asphyxocuted.

by Nigel Peppercock April 25, 2013