Rich Mans Aspirin

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.

Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.

by GlamKitten November 8, 2011

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.

Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation

by That One Guy Everybody Knows March 22, 2010

Aspinall

Vomiting after having little or nothing to drink, due to being a lightweight in alcohol consumption, whilst pretending that it is down to other means, such as food poisoning, vile stench, or other illness.

I cant believe he continues to pull Aspinall's on nights out when he knows he just cant handle the drink!

by homewrecker300110 January 5, 2011

asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle

Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus

by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015

asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

Aspiengirl

a gorgeous female with Asperger’s Syndrome, in possession of a kick arse intellect!

An Aspiengirl doesn’t have to choose between being drop dead gorgeous and a Mensa member!

by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013

Aspergian

Person with Asperger Syndrome, a form of high functioning autism.

Rachel is an Aspergian. She was diagnosed on the autism spectrum as an adult.

by StimCity August 31, 2013