Asexual Predator

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.

I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.

by Jaiden Animations June 27, 2022

asexual lesbians

women who are only attracted to women but they only like to cuddle nothing sexual

asexual lesbians exist ;)

by iaintneverseentwoprettybestfri November 2, 2021

Asexual

They're either Worms or Virgins.- My Dad.

Person 1: I'm asexual.
Person 2: ok virgin
Person 1: :(

by Dr.Wily January 29, 2021

tumblr asexual

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.

"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"

by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019

Semi-asexual

A person who identifies as asexual but has a active sexual life.

I identify myself as semi-asexual.

by FuckingPussy September 13, 2020

Asexual

Only loving your self~ Makayla nikole Hanan

Makayla has decided to become asexual 😂

by Makayla Hanan the asexual December 3, 2017

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

by geenden69 January 30, 2010