ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.

An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order

by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014

asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.

Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"

by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011

Aconan

Aconan is the god of creation in the Dalatiist religion. Aconan created and creates all things but minds, which Asknand fashions. Aconan is an inexplicable force; he has no compassion for his impish creations, and we are only saved from his wrath through the protection of Asknand. Aconan takes the form of a great octopus, in whose skin the history and future of the universe is reflected.

"Aconan is responsible for the beauty and terror of everything."

by samalot August 10, 2008

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016