sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

apple grinder

A girl who grinds her booty towards a man/woman particularily when they are dancing.

"She is an apple grinder at parties"

by Marcia V September 26, 2006

fiona apple

beautiful poetic singer. known for her strong music and fierce lyrics.

fiona apple is one of the best. artists. ever.

by virginia. August 11, 2003

Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.

Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.

by AFallet1 January 5, 2011

apparate

In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.

You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.

Harry Potter learns to apparate.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasfasdfasdfasdf March 10, 2006

Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020