dirty Antonio

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass

Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio

by е May 4, 2020

antonio gay

hes a gaylord and has a side bitch named Marco

OMG, is that antonio gay the gay lord whos side bitch is Marco?

by antonio is gay January 16, 2019

Antonio

Antonio has a big cock and will get all the girls

Girl who is that
Other girl that’s Antonio he has a big dick

by Shit my name was taken I’m mik May 14, 2019

Antonio

The most sexy light chocolate mother fucker you’ll ever know, he’s an amazing friend and he’s so cute. He’s the one to jokingly act gay with but is straighter than a pencil

Josh: Antonio is such a great friend
Bob: ikr! I love that light chocolate man

by Abc83747 February 6, 2022

san antonio unit

A measurement of weight, usually about 100 pounds

I need to watch what I eat, I'm up to 3 San Antonio units

by Lil craiger September 25, 2013

Antonios

a generally very sweet guy that never sleeps and is nice to everyone; everyone wants to be friends with him

A: is that Antonio?
B: nAh man that’s antonios

by seoull August 5, 2019

Antimonious

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.

"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"

by SkippyD1 May 3, 2006