India pale ale

imagine a good beer. now imagine a field of hops in the beer. bitter and disgusting beer only drank by snobs who think they are better than you.

see beer snob

"ew you drink lager?"

"yeah I like Sam Adams deal with it"

"I'm ginna drink my 7% ABV india pale ale that is brewed in Vermont and boasts an entire Forrest of hops in it"

by drknife March 25, 2013

Christmas ale'd

Having motivation to get work done, but then drinking Christmas Ale and not doing any of it.

I was going to write my paper, but I ended up getting Christmas ale'd.

by animallover1477 December 4, 2010

Fail Ale

A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.

Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"

Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."

by Louminu May 29, 2009

Pale Ale

The result of somebody deciding to ejaculate into a cup/glass of beer. Usually happens at parties after quickie sex.

If someone ends up drinking the pale ale, it is utterly hilarious.

Dude, after Samantha blew me, I didn't know what to do so I just came into my beer. Then, Steve ended drinking my pale ale!

by Squillysk8 April 26, 2010

Pike Pussy Ale

A gentleman's brew bottled especially for the enjoyment of all Pike Pussies...Sir Edward, Sir William, Sir Lawrence, Sir Herbert, Sir Jerome, and Sir Roger.

The consumption of large amounts of Pike Pussy Ale may affect men's eyesight causing women to appear more attractive thus increasing the chances of getting laid.

by CapnRog March 2, 2009

Shwale Ale

A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.

waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers

me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.

by Clown Butler April 11, 2008

Scotch ale

Fucking awesome style of ale-fermented beer. Dark in color, and has a sweet, complex malty character to it, often with caramel like flavors. Very minimal hop character, as only enough is used to offer some balance to the beer. The style's origins lie in Scotland, but the style has become popular elsewhere in the world, and is a fairly popular style to brew among American microbreweries. Some examples of this style are fairly high in alcohol content, but you can't taste it :)

Dude 1: Dude, what are you drinking?

Dude 2: Oh, just some Coors Light. You?

Dude 1: Something too manly for you to handle - Scotch ale!

by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010