Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
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Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
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Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
by yummyyerem June 4, 2016
Get the ADHD mug.ADHD or Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is where a person, most times starting in childhood, have issues focussing, remembering important information, Completing tasks at one time. I myself have ADHD so am speaking from experience, people with ADHD struggle to get tasks done at once due to their minds throwing large amounts of information at them at once, to put it in a picture, Normal people without ADHD have one string that is really thick and easy to tell from normal string, they still have the little strings that go off elsewhere but they can still tell out the main string, But people with ADHD have the same thickness of strings that have 20 branches every 0.2 seconds of progressing that confuses them, they then go down the one they think is right, only to find out it isn't and they are now off task. This is about the best way to sum up most of it.
(I also got so off task doing this lol)
(I also got so off task doing this lol)
Person with ADHD: "Damn, I've just spent the past like, 15 or 20 minutes breaking down the Pythagoras' theorem instead of doing my classwork. Ah it's fine, I'll get it done in like 5 minutes,...Hopefully."
Teacher walks past: "Why haven't you finished yet, al the others have almost finished?"
Person without ADHD: "It's BeCaUsE He HaS aDhD, He Is ReTaRdEd."
Person with ADHD Finish's work before kid without it: "What's that about being dumb?"
Person with ADHD Wins, Fatality. :)
Teacher walks past: "Why haven't you finished yet, al the others have almost finished?"
Person without ADHD: "It's BeCaUsE He HaS aDhD, He Is ReTaRdEd."
Person with ADHD Finish's work before kid without it: "What's that about being dumb?"
Person with ADHD Wins, Fatality. :)
by Cal22253 November 17, 2021
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Friend1: Dan told me about the first time he smoked weed for the 12th time yesterday.
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd
by Not Keebler May 29, 2018
Get the social adhd mug.ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.
by ADHD Master May 31, 2018
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