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Aaron

Basic American redhead. They are very hotheaded. Examples of this is unexpected anger, flipping and banging of tables. This is due to the fact that from a young age they are treated differently. Aaron's are often Crocs and goldfish lovers.
They like to focus on topics, events, or hobbies that interest them. They are extremely competitive especially when it comes to video games. They will put all their time and dedication into it to achieve the highest highscores, this leads many to believe they are hackers who cheat their way to the top in order to be the best.

They think they are funny and will try to make you laugh, but they are often not....

They love nature. Swimming and scuba diving are their favorite hobbies.

They also hate #kickagingerday but we can understand why
Jack: Hey look Toni, a new kid and he's a redhead!
Toni: Yeahhh, I know. It's Aaron Acquavita. He's my cousin from my dad's side. He's half Italian

Jack: Oh cool dude.

Stop flipping tables! You're being such an Aaron

Hey Aaron, wanna play UNO?

Jack: Hey Andy....
Aaron: IT'S AARON
by CandyK2001 November 7, 2019
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Aaron

Aaron is a loving person but at the same time he can be an asshole he will treat any girl he is with like a queen if you have an Aaron in your life you do not want to lose him because that will be the biggest mistake of your life he will treat his loved ones amazing and he will do anything just about for his significant other if you have an Aaron in you life do not get on his bad side bc he will totally forget about you and never talk to you again Aaron's will kill you with there looks and will get you attracted by there curly hair they are stubborn but what should you expect they are going to be a lot of them are Tauruses and everyone knows Tauruses they are the stubbornest people in the world but if you have a chance to ever meet an Aaron you will find out they are the best person you will meet.
Justine: aye who is that over there

Lilly: oh him that is Aaron, my brother

Justine: I want to get his number he seems hella cool

Lilly: yea he is an amazing person

Justine :i never want to lose him
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Aaron

(human) White Male of average height, with a MONSTER schwanz (look it up). A real Alligator on your mothers living room couch, when he gets going. Probably your sisters couch too.
SUCK MY DICK!
-Aaron
by Hary Baals March 6, 2019
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Aaron

The kind of guy you dream of having at your dream wedding and in your dream family. The type of person who walks into the room and puts a smile on your face. He makes the song nobody’s perfect by Hannah Montana FALSE. The guy who is the most handsome and the most amazing Man you will ever meet.
“Aaron is the most amazing person ever to walk the planet
by Somedepinyourstep September 8, 2018
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Aaron

for when you poop on an object that is not regularly pooped on
mom! i just did an *aaron* on the 5 year old kid at school! :(
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Aaron

Professional NA rust builder, chad, and lots of bunda
Who is the best rust builder? The best builder is Aaron.
by Jaz hater 101 November 1, 2022
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Aaron

Aaron’s are smart and handsome Aaron’s like sushi ramen and taco bell Aaron’s like anime Aaron’s are funny Aaron’s have huge peen no lil peen Aaron’s like boobs and are part of bbb boney butt boy Aaron’s have huge peen Aaron’s are Mexican or black or eeeeeeee Aaron’s are sexy
Damn Aaron has a huge peen
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