Zip lining in North Wales

Zip lining in North Wales is a slang term for a gay facial gangbang and rimjob with a group of friends and strangers, where one participant is tied up, and the other participants take it in turns to slide into his mouth, until they ejaculate, and then they move onto the bum hole for finishing. .ie at the bottom of the Zip Lining.

Dave was looking forward to a weekend of Zip Lining in North Wales, but his jaw wasn't!

by SquirrelRegis December 7, 2016

zip a jpeg

synonym for an useless effort.
go better than the best or
worse than the worst.

dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.

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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...

by don camillo July 26, 2010

Zip wipe

The process of getting a strand of 6-10 squares of toilet paper then placing one end in the toilet bowl, and the other end running through your crack and over your shoulder, then you flush the toilet and let it all zip through your crack, cleaning it all in one smooth motion like a zip line.

Joe: I have 6-10 squares left
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!

by BigD ken March 3, 2015

zip tie

something you tie up and throw at your cat for him to play with

Hey, is the cat playing with a zip tie again?

by kittiesandcats August 19, 2017

zip-smack

The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis.

Yo ass-hole if you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna zip-smack you!

Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!

by BillC July 28, 2006

Zip it!

a popular catch-all term first widely used by loudmouth TV show host Morton Downey Jr.. He was always popping off the chops about what he believed in and he frequently shoved his ideas on others and shouted down his rivals/opponents/adversaries/whatever by trying to have the last word on everything, name calling, interjecting put-downs, shooting his mouth off like a kid and often giving the final retort of "Zip it!". His show caused quite a stir in 1988 - 1989, it was what people in colleges and workplaces discussed a lot. The worse legacy from it all is that in the coming decade and into the 21st century a tidal wave of sensational journalism, obnoxious TV and radio dunderheads, stupid one track mind politicians and other cretins belching nerve gas, intolerant attitudes and hatred would pollute the media, government and entertainment worlds.

Most TV, radio, other forms of entertainment and political commentary is justegotistical trash. There's just a bunch of arrogant screechy foos who are rigid and not open to other ideas. They tell others to "Zip it!" or to "fuck yourself" like a certain Dick said to a Congress man all those years ago, and there is a stench of arrogant pushoverness, closed-mindedness and egos larger than the planet Jupiter (and that's HUGE, fellas! Over 1500 X larger than Earth). I wish people would zip it and listen to each other again. I wish there was respect for diverse ideas and such again. Everybody zip it. You don't have all the right answers to everything. Neither do I.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 4, 2009

zip your face

A cracker term for "Shut Up"or"Shut your Pie-hole"

For example

Bob:Hey your that robber!!

Robber:Zip your face before I shoot you!!!

Bob:HOW ABOUT YOU ZIP YOUR VAGINA!!!!

Robber:Fuck you,now I am sad.

by N3Y August 22, 2010