wounded875

A 7 year old kid tryna be edgy. Can't think of anything else as a username so sticks with the og

Everyone: "wounded875 (Leo) is gay!"

by ErikIsGay69420 September 11, 2020

Wonce

Opposite of a nonce aka minor who predates on a senior person.

Did you see the way he was looking at my nan?! What a wonce!

by Mad moob September 12, 2020

Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.

1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."

by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022

Wounded soldier

When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…

Jessica worked her magic and then I turned her into a wounded soldier.

by ammi902 August 5, 2022

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.

Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025