woody

a badass nickname. i.e Hard Wood, Woodstock, Mr. Wood, Woodson, woodrow

Dude! I heard that kid woody is here!

by dh woodyy February 9, 2012

Woody Allen Incest

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

by NemoHavok June 18, 2009

pop a woody

To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.

Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!

by xXiDarkness November 1, 2013

wobyn

The rate at which cuteness is accumulated, valued, and measured.

Person 1: That's a pretty cute kitty!
Person 2: Yeah, I'd say shes approaching a full wobyn with that rolling around thing she's doing.

by Valka October 20, 2009

hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008

woobiddy

Another word for nipple.

Jack reached for Jane's woobiddy's and she slapped him.

by Jill Johns May 5, 2009

Woobied

Woobied''-is a technical term for having your mind expanded against your will.

In Bigfootery it's having a Sasquatch or Bigfoot startle you unexpectedly. A random encounter, if it vocalizes or makes aggressive behaviors that's definately being ''woobied''.

Applies to researchers expecting it, but definately to people who don't believe in Bigfoot.

by Linn Council an Joe April 30, 2012