Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

what color is Your Wheelchair?

A question someone would ask that implies that you are disabled.

You suck at playing basketball!
Hey, what color is your wheelchair?

by GunsFreedomLibertyTruth.Gun December 15, 2022

quagmire in a wheelchair

Being in an inflamed wheelchair while R34 quagmire is smiling scarily with the death note 2nd theme song plays.

I played happy wheels as a quagmire in a wheelchair.

by Pyrixel August 10, 2023

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

whalechair

a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.

"Did you see that big fat woman in the whalechair with the bucket of fried chicken?"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

wheelchairtime

When you're so fucking drunk that you can't feel your legs or stand unassisted requiring the aid of a wheel chair.

Steve is so shit faced, get his fucking ass a wheel chair. He can't stand up and I think he shit his pants! Fuck this, get this dude a wheel chair! #wheelchairtime

by Wheelchair time justin November 15, 2013