hump of the week

Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.

Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...

by Karen. S May 5, 2008

Danger Week

Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.

Holy shit, we're gonna die on Danger Week! There's nothing safe about it!!

by Lager December 9, 2008

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005

Midnight Week

When everyone is feeling gloomy or dark, there's always a kind soul there to bring you up again and to brighten your day. :))

Happy Midnight Week everyone!!!

by ibeflossin123 May 26, 2019

Zenior Week

Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.

It's June and a kid is pissing on himself in the beach parking lot at 4 PM. It must be Zenior Week.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Floss Week

The week before a dentist appointment when you start flossing.

Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.

by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017

Treat Week

The week during a woman's period when she provides her man with oral or anal sex instead of vaginal

My neck and jaw are so sore from treat week!!

by Booty Call Tia August 26, 2009