Vaginal Villain

One whose villany towards vaginas is surpassed only by his fondling fervor for the fallopian freeway. This man knows how to spread the bees knees and please without fees. When he walks down the street he can blow even the tightest pies wide open with his other-worldly and downright demonic charm. A woman could be head over heels, hysterically humping her honorable husband, but if this man so much as pelvic-thrusts within a 28-mile radius she will immediately dismount and frantically search for the source of such sexual stimulation; inevitably pouncing on him and demanding the ransacking of her ravenous ravine.

Girl 1: ....OMG!

Girl 2: YOU FELT THAT TOO?!

Girl 1: ....yeah...there must be evil forces at work here...

Girl 2: you mean...*gulp*...like a vaginal villain?

Girl 1: ....might be....either way, hang on to your pussy girlfriend, this is going to be one crazy night....

by B.D. Joe October 12, 2010

chillin like a villain

Equivelant to "I'm fine, thanks." Can be found in many different forms(See examples)

Someone asks you: "Sup, dude?"
You say:
"Chillin'"
"Chillin' like a villain"
"Chillin', killin'"(Scary Movie)
OR for the extremely bored:
"Chillin', killin', and blood spillin' like a motha f**kin villain"

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

Villanova

Villanova is an elite Augustinian University located in suburban Philadelphia. The school combines rigorous academics, a liberal education, and caring, high quality faculty to provide a top notch education. Extracurricular attributes include a GORGEOUS, high-achieving and well adjusted student body, a close-knit, open-minded community, greek life and strong support for public service and athletics. The best known teams are the basketball and track teams. Schools within Villanova University include the liberal arts school, Villanova School of Business, College of Nursing, College of Engineering and School of Law.

"I'm going to Villanova so I an work on Wall Street."

by Wildcat Forever April 24, 2010

Villain era

When you are in an extra mischievous stage and doing crazy, fun things especially at parties. Often occurs after a breakup or a glow-up.

Roberta just made out with three people at that party! She's literally in her villain era.

by officialwomenfanpage November 8, 2021

Villain Deku

hot , Hot , I SIMP AND SO SHOULD YOU .

Ochako : Hey did you hear about that new villain Deku

Me : yeah i did . Hes kinda hawt .

by Idiot Addi ◐-◑ September 22, 2020

violin

Euphemism for Thomas Jefferson's penis, made evident by the musical number "He Plays the Violin" from 1776.

"He plays the violin
He tucks it right under his chin
And he bows, oh he bows
For he knows, yes he knows
That it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Twixt my heart, Tom and his fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High, high, high, high
I am undone

I hear his violin
And I get that feeling within
And I sigh, oh I sigh
He draws near, very near
And it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Goodbye to the fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High-high-high-high
I'm always undone"

-Martha Jefferson

by TheViolinIsHisPenis July 28, 2011

[villains]

A noun used by the rapper Saint Pete to refer to his crew, boys, or homies. Also uses the word villain to refer to himself.

My villains and I are gonna go out and ride around.

This shout out is for all my villains.

by Double D AIR January 13, 2009