A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

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Kevlar Vest

Kevlar Vest is a term describing a conspiracy theory that is more fact than fiction, the antithesis to a Tinfoil Hat conspiracy theory which is more fiction then fact. Typically investigating a Kevlar Vest conspiracy theory is bad for one’s health, thus you would require a “Kevlar Vest”.

Paul: “All I’m saying is that Epstein didn’t kill himself!”
Sally: *Rips off face, revealing herself to be an FBI agent.*
FBI Agent: “You should have stopped digging.”
Paul: “Aww man, I knew this was a Kevlar Vest Conspiracy.”
FBI Agent: *Kills Paul, frames it as a suicide.*

by chinsaw2727 September 29, 2022

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Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

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Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

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