Clay venti

Best clay figure out there.

“look it’s clay venti! My favourite clay figure made by the one and only ventisflash!”

by Ventisflash’ s biggest fan May 22, 2022

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

by patdonahue February 2, 2009

Vertical Smile

Large Vagina lips, over sized vagina lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or Black hole into another universe. A breeding grounds for duck butter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.

Holy shit dude... You would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

I cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile...

Someone needs to introduce her to summer's eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! I just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now I fear gum decease! This is worse than fatty remorse!

by Savage Mule October 7, 2009

vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

by TooSick4U March 20, 2010

seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.

Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006

vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007