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Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.
Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.
by Whogivesa_fuqq November 2, 2011
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Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.
Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.
by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010
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Threxting

Gerund
The action of threatening someone via text message. The impact of the treat is often muted due to the medium of its transmission.
John refused to respond to Ted's threxting, because he felt Ted was just talking shit.
by TwinSteelHero September 11, 2011
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texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
by dfwu March 2, 2015
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twerkxting

Twerking while texting. The content of a twerkxt typically self commends the coordinated and dextrous feat of twerking and texting at the same time.
Carlos: What ya doing?
Amber: I am at the club twerkxting. No autocorrect over here ... my thumbs and butt move with perfect independent grace. Which is more than you ever did with your life you deadbeat.
by choga October 3, 2016
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stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.
Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
by xevilivex October 21, 2011
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treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.
Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014
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