teebed

Hacking someone's facebook or twitter and uploading their status as loving black cock.

One guy:"Why does your twitter say you like black cock?"
Other Guy:"Fuck did I just get teebed?"

by danba2010 July 17, 2011

tree lawn

a small patch of grass in front of a building or house, usually cut off from the rest of a lawn by sidewalk. Possibly called such because you could maybe fit one small tree there. similar to devil strip

a)"Yeah, that old couch is trashed. Put it out on the tree lawn, maybe someone will take it. Otherwise the garbage guys will probably pick it up."
b)"I almost forgot to mow the tree lawn."

by andriod5 September 11, 2005

Happy Tree Friend

An adorable little woodland creature that often dies in horrible, bloody, and often unimaginable freak accidents.

The common sound of a Happy Tree Friend: Wheeeeeeeeee!! Ahhahaha! Wheeeeeee--Ackk! Umph! Ohh!! <whimper> <whimper>... Huh? Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Ack--gahhhhh...<expires>

by mrrockguy June 30, 2004

trebully

n. a guy with a fetish for white dicks; this specific person loves to bag on white dicks because he must have a really big astounding pleasure for their big dicks due to his small korean dick; posts a definition called korean pride to disprove the philosophical pandaboyx. it was a dissapointment that the "trebully" has been receiving many thumbs down more than the thumbs up he's been getting for this specific definition. All the other definitions that this particular small-dick-korean-wielder has many thumbs down more than thumbs up. this guy also makes definitions that is not understandable because this dumb korean is very uneducated. It is because of the opium war, Japan ceased a right time to dominate chinese people. China was in the midst of many wars, so trebully has contradicted himself, China isn't noob, they just got owned by everyone. a trebully also contradicts himself

pandaboyx: urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=korean+pride; hahaha look at this idiot posting crap to defend koreans wtf?
Hinsonhui: I LOL'D AHAHAHA stupid koreans
pandaboyx: he has a fetish for white dicks too
Hinsonhui: yeah you should make a definition for this guy, this guy really deserves it. and wtf is a trebully? like 3 bullies? that doesnt even make sense...
pandaboyx: lmfao, im so down, i wanna pick a fight with this bastard, i hope he can contact me by looking pandaboyx through youtube to try to find me so we can arrange a dick fight and ill use my dick to rape his small dick no homo =

by pandaboyxxx June 15, 2010

Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.

Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!

by jack2345678 January 25, 2011

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005