Definitions by tomatoboy

lmaof

Lit my ass on fire.

As in... That was so funny I lmaof.

lmaof by Tomatoboy May 3, 2008

corngrinding

An arcane term for anal sex.

"If you are going to spend the night corngrinding, you better bring some lube."

Alternative use:
"I really need my hole f*cked, won't you grind my corn?"

corngrinding by tomatoboy December 30, 2006

semen tree 

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

semen tree by tomatoboy April 7, 2005