transition girlfriend

Used by guys who are turning gay or think they might be gay to make an easy switch from girls to guys. The transition girlfriend is usually extremely butch and masculine and would not get a boyfriend besides a man who thinks he's gay. It's pretty much the manliest woman the man can find. The next step after the transition girlfriend is a very feminine gay guy that is almost like a woman.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Mark with that butch chick who's never had a date in her life?"
Guy 2: "Uh-oh dude, I think that's a transition girlfriend!"
Guy 1: "OH GOD NO!!"

by mc_ffcs December 26, 2008

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Traditional

A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.

I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.

by T Nova August 11, 2014

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transition

the space between your legs where it changes from balls to crack. (or from vagina to crack, err crack to crack i guess)

dammit! right in the transition! fuck that hurts!

by fagatartus June 11, 2003

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traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...

by Titto July 26, 2006

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