towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"

by krl0309 April 11, 2010

ToledoDrCherianVarghese

1) A type of shit you can take, that smells like foul, sewage water, typically begotten from eating slightly fermented Chinese food. Named after a mentally psychotic doctor in Toledo who has actually committed vehicular homicide and was acquitted with the help of his hospital, so that he was free to commit battery against his wife and daughters (leading to an arrest).

2) A really shitty day.

1) Damn, don't use the first stall, I just took a massive ToledoCherianVarghese. It smells awful! It has nuts, bok choi, and corn coming out of it and smells awful!

2) Man, today really sucked. Work was awful and was overall a big, smelly, rancid, fuming ToledoDrCherianVarghese.

by Tr0llMeister November 11, 2018

toedad

a version of silly goose, or retard based on the extremity of your pronunciation.

he’s such a toedad

stop being a fucking toedad

by motheroftoads January 8, 2019

Toledo special

A wild sex party in an area that nothing happens

Bro, did you go to a Toledo special while you were in Ohio?

by Ecuadorian pride May 10, 2019

Toedaddy

A big booty man who specifically only like fucking Puerto Rican women’s toes

Damn that man really hitting her like a toedaddy

by Yomomdididlydarn June 14, 2019

Tuved

Tuved a.k.a Tubes likes rithwika but got rejected by her then tuved went for more girls and still got rejhected so tuved is basicaally a loser Bald goon fatneek

Damn your friend is acting like a tuved

by BIGPEEPEEMAN69 November 11, 2020

toned chicken nugget

A smol, fit person that’s a little thicc

Sophie is cute, she’s like a toned chicken nugget. She’s athletic but still curvy in all the right ways.

by LLsophJ April 7, 2021