Lacey Township High school

This school is full of school shooters and bomb threats. Their football team is horrible and the wrestling team is jock full of asians.

"I heard Lacey Township High school has anime bitches!"

"Yeah, did you see the wrestling team?"

by Jayson Cugliari December 17, 2021

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"

..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"

..... Even Later.....

LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"

..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....

LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."

by scared sox December 7, 2010

Washington Township

Fuckin best place on Earth. Other towns suck our wieners, we rape in ALL sports, especially football (only minutemen). Everyone wishes they could live there or be us. Everyone says we're the richest town ever, but thats bullshit. We fight for survival here, nothing is handed to you. If you wanna live, watch your fuckin back and dont talk shit about TWP!!

"You live in Washington Township?"

BOOM! Headshot

by TWPman6969 March 6, 2011

manheim township

the area in lancaster pa, where all the kids think they're the richest people in the world, even though their school is looking a lot like the local shit school McCaskey. where the fact that they acutally live in hicktown doesnt register in the minds and the fact that their highschool is finally on the verge of getting remodeled makes people angrier than ever.

Manheim Township is where people go to feel rich when it's really not that expensive to begin with.

by i dont want people to know my name September 5, 2008

hay township

A small township in North Dakota where the men all have extremely large penises.

Jane” did you see the size of the cock on Darrel?” He must be from Hay Township.

by Farms dirt February 26, 2018

Manheim Township

The best school in Lancaster, PA. The staff really cares about their students, which is why they beat all the neighboring districts at almost everything. Be careful, though, they don't really care for outsiders unless you live in a McMansion in Lititz. Other than that it's great to go to Township. Go Township Blue Streaks!

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by millpondlititz April 23, 2011

Township

The township is the best thing to ever hit the world. It has its own theme song, mascot, cookie, and dance (the fist bump). It was formed on Cape Cod MA but will travel to Rhode Island to get Hot Dogs at 12:30 am. There are no limitations to the township and it will forever rule the world.

Shawn: Is this part of the township
Bryan: We are the the township

by BWest829 December 10, 2010