douche-to-go-bag

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.

Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009

rarin' to go

prepared and ready to embark on something

hey jim bob, you ready to watch NASCAR? yeah, i'm rarin' to go

by lette November 5, 2003

I have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat

"So i was all like hashtagNOPE and then he was all like..."
"Sorry, Tracy, I have to go."

by personnumber13 November 22, 2014

good to go

1) Denotes a girl who is hot, good looking, ect.
2) Denotes a girl who is totaly ready for sex, usualy of any type.
3) Ready to go, this aspect of the word is probably from the military,and probably not from the Taco Bell commercial.

1) Person 1"Dude do you should hook up with Cindy."
Person 2"Is she good to go?"
Person 1"Yeah she's realy hot."
2) Person 2 "But dude"
Person 1 "What?"
Person 2 "Is she GOOD TO GO?"
Person 1 "Totaly."
Person 2 "SCORE!"
3) Sargent "Are you ready private?"
Private "Good to go, sir"
Sargent "And how about that Crunch Wrap Surpreme you've go there?"
Private "....Good to go...sir?"
Sargent "Alright lets move out!"

by Garrett S. December 10, 2008

rarin' to go

Ready and excited to go. Can't wait.

I'm rarin' to go to that new club, Joe!

by MeGn November 4, 2003

Hoe to go

A hooker.

I approached the pimp and asked for one hoe to go.

by simoman October 27, 2010

five to go

It's the fap session you have while you're on the go.

Ben: "You are taking another walk?"
Peter: "Sure why not? I am still horny dude."
Ben: "Oh so it's five to go!"
Peter: "Exactly. See you in a few minutes Ben."

by Minor Toucher March 26, 2017