Tigered

1. An act of aggression directed towards one's spouse or partner involving a golf club as a response to said spouse/partner's indulgence in extramarital hanky panky.

2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.

Elin tigered Tiger's car after discovering that he had several mistresses

Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.

by tigerwoman December 13, 2009

short timer

Someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.

Quit yer bitch ass cryin', you're just a short timer.

by taraka.san August 26, 2009

egg timer

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them

"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."

by replication February 5, 2009

Bad Timer

Someone who is always saying the wrong thing at the absolute WORST TIME.

"You know I didnt pack any underware for this trip."
"Are you telling me your wearing dirty underware?"
"No, im telling you im wearing my mothers underware!"
"YOU say the worst things at the worst time. Your a bad timer!"

by Bob Sakamano November 27, 2005

Timer

A function long since lost in the world of Myspace. Many cameras come with it, though not so many are intelligent enough to use it.

Well, the timer function of this camera is sooo hard to use, so I'll liek.. go to the bathroom and take pictures of the mirror.

by NoMaD May 6, 2006

tieren

The personification of evil, easily identifiable by the bright red shock of hair, indicating wicked nature.

If I hadn't pulled a Tieren, I wouldn't be here in prison with my boyfriend, Bubba.

by Pete =) May 12, 2004

Tigered

When one's fantasy of being raped by a real life tiger is actualized.

Sally "the slut" Smith was always into tiger. One day she was walking through Asia, happened upon a tiger, and got tigered.

by JacksonSmith March 11, 2010