douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.

"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes

“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”

by gamebytes April 18, 2022

Timer

Actually... Maybe add a 10 second cease and desist timer...

Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Big Timer

Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed

Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!

Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!

by DJ2k July 25, 2022

nigga timer

Its like nigga time but its nigga timer

Person A :*breathes*
Person B:Nigga timer

by Dr best to be the best May 15, 2021

mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.

Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer

by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024