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Theresa

That bitch that works at snapchat and acts like she’s sorry about not giving you your streak back but really she doesn’t give a fuck and she eats the dreams of little children for breakfast.
oh my god theresa is over with her bullshit again and emailing me apologizing for losing my streak i’m gonna kermit
by dolliyaah July 26, 2019
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Theresa

Omg she's so chaotic!

Haha I see she must be "Theresa"
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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mother theresa

Cassie is being such a mother theresa today.
by elrey2010 October 6, 2009
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Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't hide how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!
Theresa is just the greatest friend you'll ever have
by Roland 7E October 11, 2022
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therealjman

A super cool gamer, this man is the peak of gamer hood. He is the best at all games and no one can tell him otherwise.
Wow TheRealJman is god at Mario Kart
by The super pooper scooper October 12, 2019
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thereasia

the pot smoking asian you all know :) she is a very cool person that likes sex and white guys . although she may be asian (as hinted in her name "thereASIA") she will always be the most mexican kid you know . most Thereasia's dwell and or come from the land of Indonesia (In da asia, haha get it), yet they come with phrases like "I need some aqua" or "water you doing?" or "¡Dios mío" (aka oh my god in spanish) , or "los immagrents está aquí" (aka the immigrants are here) . but no matter what you know you will always love this chick, though it is mostly loved by a Ben and a Mary. And has a fetish for Channing Tatum. AND SHE LIKES TO SAY POOP RANDOMLY ;)
an example of Thereasia ? bitch there is no example ..
by trippinunicorn2 July 19, 2012
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Theresa

Lit, smokes hella doobies, got a fat ass, will pop a cap in ya ass if u fuck with her, great at giving poke and sticks, just a funny, gorgeous, lit ass friend to have. If you find a 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒶, never let her go.
Guy: Tryna smoke a doobie?
Theresa: Fuck ya bruther
by DominicTheDonkeyHeHaHeHa June 8, 2019
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