textlemming

People who walk while constantly texting- head down, can't see where they're going. At a greater risk of walking into things, like moving cars and closed doors.

Hey, did you just see that textlemming walk right into that street lamp?

by teedoff June 30, 2009

textercising

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising

I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"

by raymaas February 17, 2010

texterbating

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".

Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.

by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009

thirsty texter

1. a thirsty texter is that person who will text you something and then text you the same damn thing 5 minutes later if you dont text them back.

1. a thirsty texter may also send one text then another unrelated one a few minutes later if you haven't responded.

1. 7:15 Heyyyy (from John)
7:20 Heyyyy (from John)
7:22 Stop being a thirsty texter! Maybe I didn't text back right away because I was busy!!! (from Jill)

2. 7:15 So what are you wearing to the party tonight? (from Mary)
7:20 I saw this really cute dress at the store today... (from Mary)

by boxb June 10, 2009

conservation texter

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations

1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.

by oamaison1 July 1, 2009