Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

chicken, give me tendies

A viral video of a man wanting chicken tenders from a chicken. Every time you say it, you have to follow it up with screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken, give me tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by ThatOneGuyWhoGivesRandomInfo December 13, 2017

teniyah

Amazing and talented person.

She is a teniyah

by Thalia June 8, 2016

tennis player

The most best bad ass people in the world NOT bi
Hav rockin bods
Extemely athletic
Looks great in skirt
Can kick the shit outta ne1

"Oh snap son she a tennis playa."
"Oh hell yeah she good"
"Yeah lookin good in that skirt"
"Yea she coo"
"Man o wish I could be the coolest most athletic person in the world"
"Well thrn be a tennis player"

by lizziemknhg March 20, 2008

tennis

The nicest sport in the world.

I was playing tennis the other day usin my Prince More Response racket and won the math 6-1 6-2

by Alecks May 26, 2003

Tennis Ball Head

A thin, fuzzy layer of short hair on a black woman's head. This hair is usually about 2-5 cm in length. This makes their hair resemble a tennis ball.

-You see that black lady's haircut?

-HA! She's got a tennis ball head!

by JIMINY JOE April 26, 2011

photoshop tennis

A game originally created by Coudal Partners where two opponents pass an image back and forth editing the image with Photoshop (other layered image editing programs such as the GIMP can be used), in an attempt to creatively out maneuver their opponent. A judge or judging panel is usually decided before the match begins to decide the winner. Matches usually last ten rounds.

Photoshop Tennis is a great way to get the creative juices flowing

by HenchmenResources August 3, 2004