Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

Telephone Tough Guy

Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy

Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

telephone

low quality, poor quality

that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?

those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!

by shaatanoodle December 9, 2021

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016