Teeps

the discussed or observed behavior typifies a person

Alex: Did Dan make it back last night?
Eric: Yeah at 2:30 AM, soaking wet, with no recollection of the night.
Danny: Teeps.

by 2rocaround January 24, 2013

teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

by tomraukura April 2, 2007

busted tees

A website that sells T-shirts with slogans on them that would be funny if they weren't on a t-shirt.

Scott: Hey guys, look at my funny shirt!!! I'm cool!!!
Joe: It's not funny if I have to read a fucking paragraph just to get the point, retard.

I hate busted tees.

by Vaughn Proctor April 8, 2006

tevs

A hip, easier to use form of whatever

Person A: "I think we should break up"

Person B: "Tevs"

by brilly May 12, 2006

Teeks

a named created by "40oz", by simply reversing the words "skeet skeet". esentially, the most balla person ever an XSV OT legend

Teeks > you

"Teeks Teeks, weatherman 'bout to make it raaaaaaaaain"

by Crazy killin' Crackas March 3, 2008

Helena Tees

Helena is besties with Josephine Damjanovic and izzy ob they do dumb shit together like buy 12 frozen cokes. She is as hot as the sun and everyone likes her. Shes a bondi chic and is fit as fuk

Josephine: Where tf is Helena Tees
Izzy ob: Probably at the beach with her boyfriend Jett

by snitch bitch ;) October 17, 2019

teest

noun. Leftover cum on one's teeth or oral area.

Person 1: "Oh my god, did you see Tamir?"
Person 2: "Yes! How could he not know he was covered in teest?"

by Julia :) January 11, 2008