teev 

Advanced form of "Tev", which is a shortened form of "whatever", usually expressing disinterest or mild defensive derision.

TEEV is usually spelled all-caps, and is usually spoken in an exaggerated or raised-voice to express consternation with another person. While TEEV is usually used defensively in response to some real or imagined attack, it's use is still playful, as amongst friends.

Definitive origin unknown, but suspected to have been first coined by Jeff Lorien after a Page/Plant concert in the '90s

Related to Tev

1. (Dude 1) "Dude, you SUCK at Halo 2!"
(Dude 2) "TEEV, dude. You aren't much better!"

teev by Marcus Makuvitch March 7, 2007

Teev 

The greatest, to be the best at whatever it is regardless.

Hey man great game out there you kinda reminded me of Teev the way you were playing.

Teev by Shrivel June 25, 2017

teevee 

TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.

"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."

teevee by GAWII September 11, 2012

Muff Teeves 

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.

William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.

Muff Teeves by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009

teevage 

the t-shirt equivalent of cleavage, teevage is when the upper part of a graphic tee is visible beneath an outer layer, below the neckline.

applies to both males and females.

"hey cutie, nice teevage."

"becky, does this shirt show too much teevage?"

"of course the girls aren't looking at you, you don't show enough teevage!"

teevage by hallucin8 April 25, 2009

teevy 

One who makes too much eye contact in a men's public bathroom.

That teevy back there is creeping me out.

teevy by spackleboy August 10, 2008

teevee 

TV

Let's go watch some teevee.

teevee by djfresh123 November 13, 2011